Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.
Q: What do you call a hot dog race?
A: Wiener takes all.
Q: When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
A: After a very frank relationship.
Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
Q: What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?
A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.
Q: What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?
A: Stop touching my buns!
Q: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A: A "hollow-weenie!"
Q: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?
A: A hot, diggety dog.
Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A: A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Q: Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?
A: None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Q: Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs?
A: He can't find the zipper
Q: What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What do you call a frozen frankfurter?
A: A Chili dog.
Q: Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: What do you call a dog with a fever?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
A: A zipper!
Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
Q: Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog?
A: Because she wanted a chili dog.
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
Q: Where do you smart hot dogs go?
A: On the honor role.