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Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.


Q: What do you call a hot dog race?
A: Wiener takes all.

Q: When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
A: After a very frank relationship.

Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

Q: What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?
A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.

Q: What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?
A: Stop touching my buns!

Q: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A: A "hollow-weenie!"

Q: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?
A: A hot, diggety dog.

Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A: A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

Q: Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?
A: None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.

Q: Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs?
A: He can't find the zipper

Q: What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What do you call a frozen frankfurter?
A: A Chili dog.

Q: Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

Q: What do you call a dog with a fever?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
A: A zipper!

Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
A: Ketch-up!

Q: Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog?
A: Because she wanted a chili dog.

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.

Q: Where do you smart hot dogs go?
A: On the honor role.

Now serving Hot Dogs & Sausages in Canton, Ohio!

We are excited to have successfully completed the City of Canton Itinerant vendor permit requirements to locate within downtown Canton, Ohio! If you'd like to have us provide a public food service lunch promotion from your business location, we'd love to hear from you! All we need is the business property owner's permission form signed for the city of Canton, Ohio.

Our special exotic meat gourmet sausage hot dogs presently include reindeer/caribou and bison bratwurst for $10!

Ohio's Amish Country own Walnut Creek Foods brand all beef hot dogs $3

Sugardale food brand hot dogs made in Canton, Ohio $2

Seasonal hot beverages include spiced apple cider and hot chocolate $2

Credit & debit cards are accepted. Delivery is available to the 44612 zip code in Bolivar-Zoar, Ohio for businesses with a minimum order of $20 and a $5 delivery fee when we're not at an event!

Closed in foul weather or when it's below 55 or above 90 degrees or wind higher than 20 knots!

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